snoopdeer:

i found a way to make my penis 12 inches long.

fold it in half 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via that-stupid-blog)

superpits:

people at my school wearing cool story bro shirts

(via laughinyohead-deactivated201302)

pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via laughinyohead-deactivated201302)